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Tabletop Nexus <TN>

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "doopadeedoooo"

<OOC> Upton says, "back"

<OOC> Upton says, "Hey Skullrama"

<OOC> Keiko says, "hi hi"

Treya has connected.

<OOC> Keiko says, "yay yay!"

<OOC> Upton says, "Heya Treya."

<OOC> Treya says, "Howdy"

<OOC> Upton is bouncy with anticipation

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Yep yep yep..."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Soooo"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Allright then, herea we gooooo!"

Elsa. Everybody's on board. Treya is cooking soup... still in the can. Upton made some chili. The stage is set, now take it away people!

Upton eats his chili, "So what has everyone been up to since we landed in the belly of the beast?

Keiko Eats a bit of her chili... which is... considering the source surprisingly good.

Keiko says, "I talked to that wizard guy... He said he would only help me if I could find him some sex..." She makes a face."

Treya grabs a spoon and her can, taking them to the bridge to eat.

Keiko says, "Guess shes not interested Oh well." Finishes her chili and puts away the bowl. "At least Reynold wants to help.""

As per usual, Treya ignores the socialities.

Upton says, "Ya, maybe I can think of a way to help you. Perchance some holographic items I have might help."

Keiko says, "nah hes not very technological. Its ok." She heads off for her quarters to watch Reynolds. "Training tapes.""

Upton finishes his chili and waits for the girl they picked up at the last stop to finish before cleaning up.

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Hokay, sorry about the pause."

Paulie, who didn't each much of the chili, seeing as she isn't a spicey food eater, follows Keiko.

Treya, the bridge is quiet... also, I don't think Elsa was heading in any direction yet!

Treya says, "Elsa have you found anything resembling civilization on the scans?"

Upton cleans up.

Keiko, the training tapes are just magical girl episodes, if you hadn't guessed by now. "Pretty supa powa, Miriku-chan transform!" Paulie looks like the shows are making her sick.

Treya, Elsa responds with a "That'd be a negative."

Treya huffs. "Do we have propulsion?"

Keiko laughs. "Fun huh.!"

Upton will then head to the sickbay and see if he can make head way with that blasted replicator, after picking up more spare components in the cargo bay if he has any left. He wants to try to make it able to replicate other materials then just anesthesia.

<OOC> Keiko says, "poor arthur dent wants to make tea."

<OOC> Upton says, "Or pangalatic garalbuster."

Elsa answers, "Technically. I've been reduced to little more then a very large hover car at this point."

Upton, you may remember you used most of the spare components on Elsa to give it what little impulse power it has.

Treya says, "Well let's hover a bit north and see if we bump into anything."

Upton says, "Dagnabbit."

Upton then heads back to sick bay and tries tinkering with the insides with the machine unplugged and hopes that works.

Keiko continues watching the shows a bit trying to discern anything note worthy in them.

Elsa engages impulse power, and every feels a bit of inertia as she start moving north.

Upton says, "If I don't get this thing to work I'll never be able to get some booze nor be able to replicate close for however I'll end up."

<OOC> Upton says, "Er clothes."

<OOC> Upton says, "Should I roll?"

Upton, it's an anesthesia replicator. It's not even a functioning anesthesia replicator. Even if you could get it to do it's job correctly, it doesn't have functionality for replicating other things. Now, it might be possible to get it too, if you had some components to use, but even then, you'd need spare matter to convert. The ideal form would be a block of raw matter, like those used in commercial replicators, but getting one in the space slug might be difficult.

Upton will try to get it functioning first as step one.

<OOC> Keiko says, "lol well booze is an anesthetic ;)"

Treya, Elsa is .... moving. At about the speed of a somewhat fast car. Which, for Elsa, is pretty dang SLOW.

Upton, this thing has been being finecky with you. Are you sure you want to wrestle with it again? Your leg is STILL a little numb.

Treya yawns and enjoys her soup. ^^

Database checkpoint in progress - stand by...

Database checkpoint complete.

Keiko, so far what you can discern, is that bad guys are vulnerable to speaches of truth and justice, and that you need to pose a LOT more. And get a shorter skirt, apparently.

Upton has nothing better to do(Will it be mechanical or electrical roll?)

Keiko says, "Well they are cute shows I guess... Don't know how this is supposed to help me. Do I have to transform into a costume like that?" She remarks to Paulie. "Lets go to the bridge and see where we are going." She turns off the vid and heads on up toward the bridge."

Upton is a stubborn person.

Perhaps Reynold holds the answers to your questions Keiko. More likely he holds bizarre babblings, however.

Gimme a mechanical roll Upton, the computerized aspect is just beyond help at the moment.

Upton rolls 2d6 and gets 2 and 3.

<OOC> Keiko says, "lol stubborn people make for good dm fun."

<OOC> Upton says, "5 uner"

Keiko walks onto the bridge. "Where we heading Treya?"

Treya says, "Northish."

Keiko says, "Ahh. Cool. Thats technical jargon Paulie.""

<OOC> Upton says, "Hmmm, unless this slug has an internal magnetic field, things like north have no meaning."

Upton, upon cursory inspection, you discover that there is a chunk of corn chip stuck in the circutry.

Keiko says, "Stupid wizard guy wasnto going to help me unless he could have some sex."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "It has a diffuse light.. so... uh... that is to say, the moss... like, grows in certain sides of the trees and.... ..north is that way! So yeah"

Paulie sort of frowns. "We're lost?"

Upton pulls out the corn chip with some tweezers and looks for more to tinker with.

Upton, that corn chip is stuck in there. It isn't moving.

Keiko says, "Of course not. We know where we are.""

Keiko says, "We in the belly of a giant space slug.""

Upton will try to tank it out first.

Paulie sighs. "Oh. Right."

Upton, roll a body roll.

Upton rolls 2d6 and gets 1 and 6.

Keiko says, "Maybe you can still get your weapons treya."

<OOC> Upton says, "3 over..."

Treya says, "Maybe...in the meantime tell her to quit whining."

With a mighty yank, you tumble to the floor and roll a few times, managing only to bruise your buttocks.

The corn chip is unharmed. It has the consistancy of a rock. Or perhaps steel. It has obviously been in there a long, long time.

Keiko rolls her eyes. "I think she heard you... um if you see any wizened sorceress's looking for sex let me know. We can take them back to the wizard guy."

Treya says, "Er...right."

Elsa appears on bridge. "Uh... we might have a problem. Initial scans detect...."

Treya says, "Hmm?"

Upton growls and looks for any chemicals that can dissolve the chip without damaging the circuitry.

On screen, what looks to be a very large salamander... or a gecko.. or something... about the size of Elsa, runs up the road and stops. Elsa jerks to a hault.

It's eyes swirl in a sort of creepy manner.

Treya says, "Huh...is it uh...gonna eat us? If so shoot it."

Normally, Upton, this would not be a problem... but given the consistency of the corn chip, you'd have to use a chemical which could dissolve a rock.

Keiko says, "It probabably wants to mate.""

Paulie looks at Keiko. "Just cause we met that one old guy doesn't mean everyone is obsessed with sex, Keiko1'

<OOC> Keiko says, "that or its an advertisement for space ship insurance?"

Upton then pulls out his laser cutter, sets it for a fine beam and sees if he can't delcately burn it away without destroying anything else.

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Damnit, that was an exclimation mark."

<OOC> Keiko says, "I took it as such."

Just then the lizard opens it's mouth... and shoots fire out of it.

Keiko says, "Well yea. though ummm lots of folks are obsessed by that."

Elsa's warning lights go off. "Structural temperature rising above safe levels."

Upton, you carefully laser the chip.... which glows red hot... but doesn't really burn away.

Treya says, "Shoot the lizard!"

Elsa opens fire on the lizard!

GDMSkullrama rolls 2d6 and gets 4 and 4.

Keiko says, "See paulie... it had the hots for Elsa.""

Treya says, "No puns on my bridge."

It jumps to the side as two beams scrape the dirt it once stood upon into dusty powder

<OOC> Keiko says, "lol treya"

.... then it breaths more fire.

Upton then gets a cold inducing fire extinguster in an attempts to rapidly heat and cool the chip so it shatters.

GDMSkullrama rolls 2d6 and gets 6 and 2.

Elsa's weapons apparently can't lock on at this close proximity, cause she misses again. She doesn't look too pleased. "I'm gonna melt at this rate. That can't be good for my figure."

Keiko says, "Go magical girl on the lizard?""

EBObserver has connected.

Upton, the chip expands, then contracts, rapidly, hairline fractures spread through it....

Elsa taps her chin. "That really seems like overkill, don't you think?'

Treya says, "Shoot shoot shoot! BLow that thing to pieces Elsa!"

Keiko says, "Well I would rather you don't melt. I think you have a stunning figure."

GDMSkullrama rolls 2d6 and gets 3 and 1.

GDMSkullrama rolls 2d6 and gets 6 and 1.

"Why thank you!" She smiles, as the lizard takes a blast to the side, finally. It squeals.

An enormouse toung then slaps onto the front of the ship, blocking the view screen.

Upton continues to heat and cool the chip until it get cracked enough for him easily remove it.

Upton feels the impact and yells, "What the sam hell is going on?

Upton, once you heat it up one more time, it explodes! You are forced to shield your eyes from the shrapnel, and little pieces of rock hard chip feel like tiny daggers to your hand.

Pretty soon, everyone gets shaken up, except for Elsa since she doesn't need to balance, as the ship gets whirled around.

Treya says, "SHoot that damn lizard Elsa! Don't STOP shooting."

Keiko says, "Ummm now whats happening...""

Upton is bounced around.

GDMSkullrama rolls 2d6 and gets 6 and 1.

GDMSkullrama rolls 2d6 and gets 3 and 5.

GDMSkullrama rolls 2d6 and gets 2 and 6.

GDMSkullrama rolls 2d6 and gets 4 and 6.

Elsa fires erratically, never really managing to hit anything, before the tounge comes off and the ship is flung through the air. It hurtles around and around, and everyone inside gets the luxury of being thrown around as well. Except the hologram, she remains rooted to one spot.

Treya groans a bit. -_-

Upton is flung around sick bay.

Keiko says, "Ugh!" She grunts as shes slammed about."

Upton says, "Damnation, Elsa what the hell is going on?"

Pretty soon, the ship stops... rather suddenly.

Keiko peers out the view screen.

Keiko, you see sky.

Treya says, "Elsa...report...x.x"

"No signifigant damage incurred... however, I appear to be... stuck."

Keiko says, "Do you have other external cameras other than forward view?""

Upton, you aren't getting an answer. Elsa has a problem with multi tasking in hologram form.

Treya says, "Oof...stuck?"

<OOC> Upton says, "Not even verbally?"

In response, the camera blips, then shows a view of a large black mass. That's all you can make out from this angle. It looks gooey, and a portion of Elsa's backside is inside it.

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Apparently."

Treya says, "...huh."

"Impulse power doesn't break the grip of this substance. Yeah... I'm stuck."

Treya says, "Are we sinking."

"Currently, no. I'm not sure if that will change.'

Treya says, "What're you lodged in?"

Upton heads to the bridge to see what is going on and pick out splinters on the way.

"Scans are inconclusive. It's an unkown substance. Being inside a giant slug, I'm not terribly suprised by that."

Upton comes into the bridge, "What the hell is going on?

Keiko says, "Ummm ok.... Wheres the lizard? is it on any of the monitors?"

"No, we appear to have been flung... rather far."

Upton, you see gooey black on the view screen, along with the backside of Elsa stuck into it.

Upton says, "What the hell, are we stuck in some sort of tar pit?"

It certainly looks that way.

Keiko says, "Huh... well.... um... what now?... I'll be right back." She heads on off the bridge down to reynolds area. "Reynald!""

Upton says, "Are any of the cargo hatches free? I think I should try to collect and sample of this shit and see if I can't get us unstuck."

Keiko, you head towards Reynold's chambers of eviiiiil. Or just, wierdness I suppose.

Elsa nods. "The cargo hatch can open."

<OOC> Keiko says, "I do."

Inside it's... normal. Though all the junk is thrown around by your tumble.

Reynold is lieing onthe floor, apparently thrown from his hammock... snoring.

Keiko says, "Reynold? WAKE UP!" She shakes him."

He mumbles something about quantum theorum and wooden swords, then snores some more.

Upton heads down to the cargo bay and tries opening the door.

Keiko shakes him repeatedly while screaming "GET YOUR ASS UP!"

Upton, the hold door opens, to reveal a big mass of black, with various random objects apparently stuck in it... that goes up at an angle, ending at a point. If you lean, you can see the sky as well. You're stuck in what looks like a tar mountain.

<OOC> Keiko says, "Billy was a mountain. Ethel was a tree growing off of his shoulder."

Reynold opens his eyes. "Keiko.. ha? Srry, 'm spoken f'r." His eyes close again.

Keiko Shakes him more. "Dammit wake up we got issues!"

Upton pulls out is scanner and sees what he can make of this stuff.

Keiko pauses "And ewwww!"

"Y'got issue... three? Gotta cmplete my... c'lection."

Upton, your scanner declares it inconclusive and STICKY. It's apparently an unknown material.

This is what your distance scan tells you.

Keiko says, "Reynold get up now or i will call Treya down to shoot you.""

Upton will pull out some line and try to collect a sample.

His eyes snap open with a "BAGH!" and he leaps toward his desk, pushing a button. It quickly transforms, sealing him into a metallic looking little fortress with a see-through material for a peep hole.

Upton, what exactly do you do with the line?

Keiko says, "For gods sake... we are stuck... Elsa is stuck... umm do you have anything to free her?" She goes over to a console and pulls up the monitor view of the ship stuck in the muck."

Keiko says, "Look!""

Upton is going tie a small bar at the end and throw the end onto the mountain and then try pulling a sample of the material off.( Ever seen futage of vulconolgist doing the same to collect lava.

An eye shows up in the peephole. "..Kay. I like not being ventilated, you know."

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Tabletop Room 6






Obvious exits:

Tabletop Nexus <TN>

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "..buh, my nets got flaker."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "flakey."

<OOC> Keiko says, "welcome back"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Last thing I said was that Reynold likes not being ventilated... and I didn't get anything after that"

Keiko says, "I know that silly Im your friend... you sure sleep a lot... do you have any inventions that can help?"

Upton is trying to collect a sample of the material

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "I'm pretty sure I allready told Upton something like.."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Uh"

Upton, you throw a bar in, and pull.... and it doesn't come back up. It's stuck rather firmly.

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "But maybe that never went through"

Upton looks for a winch he can use to trying to get it up.

<OOC> Keiko says, "it didnt."

Upton, you manage to get something along those lines going.... and your line breaks.

Upton says, "Damn..."

Upton looks to see how far away the closes patch of the stuff is.

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Patch of the stuff?"

<OOC> Keiko says, "its all the stuff lol"

<OOC> Upton says, "Where its stuck on elsa. I assume some of it splashedor is it not that type of thing."

Keiko says, "Reynold you got any solvent? Or um anti gravity things or anything? Otherwise Elsa is stuck here!""

<OOC> Treya says, "I gotta scoot for a few, back asap"

Treya has disconnected.

Upton, it would seem there was in fact... no splash. Elsa hit.... and Elsa went in a bit. That seems to be about it.

Keiko, Reynold says. "Uh, not really.

Upton then will takes the magnetic boots off his space suit and strap them on then attempts to walks along Elsa hall to get as close as he can tot he stuff to get better readings.

You say, "I was busy working on Deskortress. It needs a better name.""

Keiko says, "Well do youhave any ideas at all?"

Upton, from your vantage point, you see that Elsa seems to be near the bottom of the mountain. You could hop off and make solid ground from the front door... though getting back on might be tricky. As for getting closer, it doesn't tell you much more since the stuff is an unkown substance and your scanner does not, in fact, support advanced molecular analysis.

Database checkpoint in progress - stand by...

Database checkpoint complete.

Upton will try to get a sample by sticking an old screw driver in it and use his laser cutter to try to cut way a chuck of it and carry away some of it with the screwdriver.

<OOC> Upton says, "Somehow I feel this is not the brightest idea I ever some up with."

Upton, the screwdriver, of course, gets stuck. Your laser hits the surface, and digs in, but as you move in a circle, the cuts you made before seal back up, as the stuff apparently flows like a liquid... something like molasses, only in like, July instead of January.

Upton tries pull hard at the screwdriver.

Keiko, Reynold doesn't respond for a while. Finally, "I've got about... zero inspiration. Blegh."

Roll body.

Keiko says, "What about Elsa?"

Upton rolls 2d6 and gets 2 and 4.

<OOC> Upton says, "2 over."

Keiko says, "Shes stuck!"

You pull.... and nothing. Do you continue to pull?

Upton rolls 2d6 and gets 5 and 4.


Upton rolls 2d6 and gets 1 and 4.

<OOC> Upton says, "1 over.."

Still nothing...

Upton rolls 2d6 and gets 2 and 1.

<OOC> Upton says, "1 under!"

Keiko sighs. "Alright whatever."

You give a mighty, mighty heave, and succeed in pulling so hard that you overcome the force of your magnetic boots and dislodge from Elsa. The screwdriver doesn't move.

Keiko says, "Oh I watched your magical girl tapes... What am I supposed to yell out "Magical star power keiko" and transform or something?"

<OOC> Upton says, "I made the body roll and it still stayed stuck?"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Yep. You managed to pull yourself though! By the way, you're about to fall toward the tar stuff. Persistance is not always rewarded, you know."

<OOC> Keiko says, "and treya will leave you there... not falling in=good"

Keiko, he deactivates the Deskortress.

Upton tries to plant his boots one the hall again.

"Well, um, have you tried?"

And roll... acrobatics.

Body being the base.

Keiko says, "um no. I watched them but thought I would talk to yo first."

Upton rolls 2d6 and gets 2 and 6.

<OOC> Upton says, "Nope."

<OOC> Upton says, "I only have a body of 4 and no acrobatics."

Upton, you manage to fail at that, and plummet futily toward the tar.

Only to land in a net! Thank goodness for the Deus ex Machina.

Upton says, "Where the hell did this net come from?"

<OOC> Upton says, "Well I was trying the only course of action available to me other then ignore the problem."

The net then wraps around you and pulls you away, down the mountain and to the ground, where you are soon in the presence of... what look like cave men, apparently. From the way they're dressed in skins and furs of primitive style, and carry gloves. "Fungaah!" one says. "Me caught him!"

"You sure?" Says another. "Me think it a her."

<OOC> Keiko says, "lucky upton"

<OOC> Upton says, "Gloves?"

<OOC> Keiko says, "gonna get sooom!"

"Not it definately him! Look at jaw and throat!" "Him's not have boobs!" "Fat him's do!"

<OOC> Keiko says, "upton gonna get zu zu"

<OOC> Keiko says, "er snoe snoe"

Upton pulls out his laser cutter and haves at the net.

Upton says, "Fucking savages..."

Keiko, Reynold raises an eyebrow. "Well, you're a girl... you're magical... so, um, you're a magical girl, right?'

Keiko says, "I guess.""

Upton, you laser the net pretty easy actually. "Fungaah! Him has fire from pen!" "ungaaah! HER has SWORD OF LIGHT!" "You is idiot!" "You is MORON!"

Keiko says, "I mean I can do wierd things definnelty.""

<OOC> Upton says, "Do they look human?"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Yeah, mostly."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Rather hairy though."

Keiko says, "But I dont know how to use my powers or anything... I got this silvery star on my cheek... that fits... I guess Im cute enough."

Upton says, "Quite yer arguing you apes. I'm a he for now at least."

Reynold nods. "Right! All you need is a transformation sequence, an outfit, and a couple of special attacks to use regularly! ...Oh and a name, can't forget a name. A theme song is always good... maybe a mysterious boyfriend to save the day once or twice...

They stop. One of them, with a big beard, says, "Then why you has boobs?"

Upton checks.

Keiko says, "Ah huh...Well magical girl Keiko works well enough I guess... Dunno what special attacks I have, I seem to be able to do lots of things."

Upton, you do INDEED seem to have said flesh bags. They're actually pretty small, and hard to notice if your shirt isn't pulled tight... though why you didn't feel the weight difference, however subtle, is a bit odd...

Treya has connected.

Upton says, "Damn, that's new."

If you had a mere, you'd probably look fairly androgynous at this point. A far cry from your days of rugged masculinity and cow rustlin'.

<OOC> Keiko says, "welcome back treya"

<OOC> Treya says, "thanks"

Upton quickly grabs his crotch to make sure a certain something hasn't disappeared yet.

<OOC> Keiko says, "thats right get your boy friends hot for you. ;)"

<OOC> Upton whaps Keiko.

<OOC> Keiko says, "lol"

Upton says, "Lets see, how to explain my situation to you apes..."

<OOC> Keiko says, "This is my boomstick!"

<OOC> Upton says, "I don't currently have a gun."

<OOC> Keiko says, "it was a joke nut."

<OOC> Upton says, "I'm a nut in a rut baby!"

<OOC> Keiko says, "oopsie skulls isp failed him again."

<OOC> Upton says, "I think we lost our GM"

<OOC> Upton says, "brb"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Stupid internet."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Did I say a mere? Mirror. Bah!"

<OOC> Keiko says, "yep. saw this as your last post If you had a mere, you'd probably look fairly androgynous at this point. A far cry from your days of rugged masculinity and cow rustlin'."

<OOC> Keiko says, "well a mere would reflect too."

Upton quickly grabs his crotch to make sure a certain something hasn't disappeared yet(repost)

Upton says, "Lets see, how to explain my situation to you apes..."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Consarned thing is on the blink."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Hmm."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "THe thing is blinking in and out."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Stupid internet! Blaugh!"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Well, I'm stable for a moment anyway."

<OOC> Keiko says, "ok well we didnt do anything till you came back"

<OOC> Upton says, "Does upton still have his manhood?"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "At the moment... yes. Though you don't have time for a thorough inspection, the basic parts are in fact, intact."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "And that reallly should have been IC instead of OOC."

Keiko says, "Reynold I dont think that I can do anything to help us here though. Try to work on something to help Elsa free herself. This stuffs really sticky I think.""

The cavemen guys scratch their heads.

Upton pushes at his pants a little to emphasize the bulge in his crotch, "As you can see I have a penis, as for the boobs, their a new addition. Lets just say I am under a bit of a curse that is causing me to slowly become female.

Reynold scratches his head. "Um... kay?"

Upton says, "Now who the hell are you primates?"

Keiko says, "Well I don't know what else to do... Would it inspire you if I transformed?""

Caveman 1 says "Fungaaah! Is curse catching?! Me not want be her!" Caveman 2 responds "Ungaaaah! Me is... a little curious." Caveman 1 stares at Caveman 2. "What wrong with you?!" "You not judge me! You not know me!" "You is freak!" "You is ignorant jerk!"

Upton says, "No, its not catching."

Reynold rubs his chin. "Um, maybe! Worth a try!" He sits on his beanbag and pulls out a bag of popcorn and starts munching.

The cavemen look suspicious but seem to except this. "Kay. You come from big rock that fall from sky? Lots of things fall from sky and get stuck in La bray-ah Mountain. Not lots has people. None has people still alive."

Keiko sighs... "Ummm I've never done this before." She leaps up and exclaims "Magical star girl power Transform now!" concentrating on well becoming a magical girl.

Reynold falls of his beanbag. "That was awful! What kind of transformation phrase was that?!"

Keiko says, "umm I don't know... what am I supposed to say?""

Upton says, "Well, my ship is stuck in that fucking mountain, I was trying to collect a sample to try to figure out how to get it unstuck. You apes wouldn't happen to know anything that could help me do that?"

You didn't have any random verbs in there at all! And everyone uses a magical star... origionality is key!"

Keiko says, "Ummm Do you see this?" She touches her cheek... "I have a star unlike the rest of those want to be's What do you mean by random verbs?""

"Nothing come out of mountain without Greenstone. Only Greenstone unstuck things from mountain." "Me uncle unstuck thing with seabird poop once." "You uncle is liar! He make up story to sound good!" "Me uncle is hero! You is take that back!" "You uncle washed up bag of bones! Me not take back a word!"

"Yeah, well, you could at least use a star word, like polaris, or something.... you know, a verb! Like... uh, Make-up! Or SHOWER! Or, maybe, Dress-change!"

Uptontrigger his laser cutter to get their attention, "Will you two stop that!?

"Ah, he am kill us with pen fire!" "No, he am disembowel us with light sword!" "We am doomed!" "We am screwed!"

Keiko says, "I still dont understand the random verb... um use it in the phrase?""

"Yeah, typically at the end. Like say, Polaris power, SHOWER, or uh, Celestia star light, Make-up! You know, like that."

Upton says, "I am not in a very good mood, but I am not going to hurt you unless you REALLY piss me off. What is this greenstone your talking about?"

He seems rather scholarly explaining these things to you, Keiko.

Upton says, "Anyways, this is not a weapon, just a tool."

The cavemen pause. "Greenstone is in gullet of great fire-lizard."

Treya... you're just on the bridge this whole time I guess. Content to sit in your chair tell something comes up I suppose.

Treya is indeed.

Upton says, "A fire lizard?"

A nod, Upton. "Large lizard, swirly eyes. Big sticky tounge. Breathes fire. Hard to kill. Gut has Greenstone."

Keiko says, "Um something like By the power of Celesial starlight, Make-up!"

Upton pulls out his commlink and calls the Captain, "Hey captain, you wouldn't happen to know anything about a big fire breathing lizard?

Reynold shakes his head, "no no no, your sentence is far too complete. It needs to be more fractured... only the important stuff needs to be said in a transformation phrase! Celestial starlight power, make-up, maybe! None of thoese 'ofs' or 'by' or 'the'!"

Keiko says, "Oh...""

Keiko exclaims "Celestial Starlight Shower!" concentrating!

Reynold gives you a big thumbs up, Keiko.

Treya, your com beeps.

Roll me some dice, Keiko.

Treya guhs and blinks. "Lizard? It attacked Elsa."

Keiko rolls 2d6 and gets 5 and 5.

<OOC> Keiko says, "lol"

There's some flashy lights, and explosions and... that's about as far as you get, because you made the explosions a little to real. You're feeling a bit crispy by now, and you're rather blackened.

Reynold winces. "Um. Needs some work. Tone down the fireworks a bit?"

Keiko says, "Ughhh" She explains."

Keiko says, "That will impress villians everywhere.""

Upton says, "Well, I made contact with a group of primitives and they say that something called a Greenstone exists in its gullet and this Greenstone is the only way you can get something unstuck from that mountian thing."

"Most magical girls use an item to do their transformation anyway. Like a wand, or a compact mirror or something.. probably makes it easier."

Treya says, "Oh...sucky."

Keiko says, "Oh well all I have is a star on my cheek."

"You haven't met any talking or intelligent animals, have you?"

Keiko says, "Uh no... I havent."

Keiko says, "AT least I Don't think I have."

He shakes his head. "Ohhhh. Well then, this is all going to have to postpone until then. It's a very important step you know. Can't be a magical girl without an animal companion."

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"Well, unless you want to be a wedding or angel themed magical girl...';

Keiko says, "Wedding themed?"

"yeeeah, the dress is a bit impractical for the combat situations, but it's not much of a factor since you'd be saving pure love from the forces of evil that are trying to destroy it and all."

Keiko says, "Oh well loves important."

Keiko says, "What do the angel themed girls do."

Upton sighs and coms, "I'll keep you appraised of the situation. Upton out." then turns to the primates. "So,you can you fellow tell me anything about yourselfs?

"It sure is! Love powers the UNIVERSE!:

Keiko says, "I rather doubt I will find an animal companion... I sort of suspect Treya would shoot it if I did. I do have a crazy friend."

"Oh, they try to stop people from being bad, and teach them the errors of their criminal ways! And spread love!"

He digs around and comes up with some more vid sticks. "I gave you general magical girls last time, but I got some angel and wedding themed ones right here!:

He is... rather oddly prepared for these things.

Keiko says, "I see... Mmm should I try my transformation again?"

Upton, the cavemen grunt. "We come from village that way!" One points. "Village hunts and gathers! Makes clothes! Uhhh... also dances!"

Reynold rubs his chin. "Hmmm, what sort of magical girl are you going for here? It's important to decide, you know!"

Upton says, "How longs has your people been there?"

Keiko says, "Why do I have to decide?"

Reynold stares at you for a moment. "Uh, cause you exploded last time."

Keiko says, "Oh well that might have been an accident?"

"Long time! Many births and deaths!"

"Still, if you're going to go for the general type, you should get an animal companion... otherwise, you should know what you're shooting for! These things have rules, keiko! Ignore the rules and... things don't go well!"

"All the vids say so!" He puts his hands into a big box of vid sticks and pulls some up, letting them cascade back into the box with a manic grin on his face.

Keiko says, "Oh... well love is good but I can't see myself in a long gown and all. What do the angelic types fight for?""

Keiko says, "On the other hand I cant see myself in any of the costumes... i mean they are pretty skimpy mostly.""

Upton says, "Many generations hmmm, you village would happen to be near any sort of ruins form a bygone time would they?"

Caveman 1 scratches his head. "What he mean?" Caveman 2 shrugs. "You think he mean big pile of rocks?" "Oohhh, probably means big pile of rocks! Yeah!"

"I think I allready said... oh well!" He grins some more. "Angel type magical girls fight to show criminals and evildoers the error of their ways, so that they can become good people, and to help people not to stray from the path of good! Also, they spread love, cause the power of love conquers anything!"

Keiko says, "It all comes down to the power of love?"

Reynold flicks his helmet. "Pretty much!"

"Though wedding themed magical girls fight to keep lovers together and don't really see the criminal element much..."

Keiko says, "Well that really doesn't fit our needs."

"But love is at the core of it all! Love fuels the universe! Without love, the universe would wither... and fade away...." he looks downcast.

Keiko says, "What do the regular ones fight for?"

Upton says, "Any rock similar to that big shiny things over there?"

Keiko says, "So I could be a hybrid of the three." She sticks out her tongue at Reynold."

Upton points to Elsa if they are still in view.

"Oh, well, the regular ones fight for love and justice! They beat the evil and save the people! They usually tend to fight groups of EEEEVIL villains who are from outside our universe or some such thing, who know no light or good! As opposed to the criminal humans who've merely gone astray!"

"A hybrid. Hmmm. Possible... but tricky. The pull of three different duties might... fracture your mind.... or maybe just make you really really tired and stressed out!"

Keiko says, "And Im probably not good with speeches.""

Keiko says, "Well I could just do what was needed at the time.""

Upton, they think for a minute. "See lots of small shiny rocks in big rock pile. No real big ones like that though."

Keiko, Reynold hmmms for a moment. "Speech making is a very important part of any magical girl reportoire. You'll have to practice. As for hybriding... I'd pick one type, then branch out from there if I were you. Once you master one set of abilities, you could go on to the others!"

Keiko says, "Yea but I have no animal companion or anything..."

Upton says, "Hmmm, it might be worth visting your village if I can get that unstuck. Well, I'll I need to do is figure out how to climb up there and organzie a hunting party for this fire breathing lizard."

Keiko says, "And I doubt Im going to run into too many lovers to save." She laughs."

"Climb up? Is simple then! Stick big rocks in mountain, make stairs! Everything sink into mountain after one week though."

Reynold nods. "Then that leaves the angel type! Unless you wanna look for an animal companion or some lovers in trouble first."

Upton says, "Thanks for the tip, you guys can go back to your village now."

Upton looks fro some rocks to make stairs.

The cavemen look around for a minute. "Why we come to mountain again?" "Me not remember. Me hungry." "Me too. We go eat." They shuffle off.

Keiko says, "umm ok.""

Upton will goe about the stairs makeing and head bake into elsa.

Keiko says, "What sort of costume do angelic magical girls have to wear?"

Reynold digs in his box. "Here we go! Magical Angel Persephone 1-20!" he hands it to you. "You can use that as a wand for your transformation sequance... I guess!" He grins like a maniac.

<OOC> Keiko says, "what did he just hand me? a vid?"

He pulls down a poster from somewhere, which displays magical angel persephone. "You see" And he uses a pointer to illustrate! "They tend to have wings of some sort... lots of white as well! A skirt no lower then mid-thigh is about standard for most magical girls, along with the heels, but angel magical girls tend to wear white stockings as well! Or sometimes the see through kind with a white color too it! Also, the hair tends to be rather long in this case, usually braded, with a halo overhead, or a tiara reminiscent of one!" He stops to take a breath. "But, uh, I suppose you could make your own costume to fit your tastes, couldn't you? Heh...."

Upton, you manage to find a sufficient amount of rocks.

Keiko says, "Umm Well if I tranform I guess it will just be there... ahh if I transform how do I transform back?"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Man, Treya just isn't doing ANYTHING this session."

Upton starts making a stairs up to when he can get into Elsa and attempts to get in.

<OOC> Treya says, "I'll do something when it comes to shootin."

<OOC> Keiko says, "lol."

<OOC> Keiko says, "well we probably need to kill a lizard when upton comes back with info... or did he call you?"

Reynold hmms. "They... usually do that of screen. So wait for a scene transition! Or, I guess, maybe you could try just concentrating on it."

Keiko says, "Oh... ok lets try this..."

Keiko says, "Celestial Angel Light Makeover!" She concentrates on transforming."

Upton, this is an exceedingly simple process for the most part, provided you're careful.

Upton is careful knowing how potnent this stuff is

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "By the by, that was indeed a vid stick. Wave it around when you're transforming, eh?"

Keiko waves the vid stick around!

Now roll me some dice!

Keiko rolls 2d6 and gets 3 and 6.

<OOC> Keiko says, "crappy dice :)"

You wave the vid stick around, and white light washes over your area... concentrating a bit more on the vid stick then you probably should be, you feel as though you're sucking something out of it....

Then, the transformation complete, you stand in basically the exact outfit of Magical Angel Persephone... with the knowledge that you must help evildoers see the light of good! Also, you answer to Persephiko now! Or at least until the effect wears off.

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "And you thought the only way I handled failed dice was explosions."

Also, the vidstick explodes.

<OOC> Keiko says, "lol"

<OOC> Keiko says, "whats apersephiko?"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "YOUR NAME! Temporarily."

<OOC> Keiko says, "lol"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "The dice were botched, so suffer the consequences, oh defender of light and good!"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "...Tell I decide it wears off."

Keiko gazes about. "WHERE ARE THE EVIL DOERS?"

Upton, you're back on Elsa by now, I should think.

Reynold hmmms. "Well, the outfit is pretty much a copy, but I suppose you have to start somewhere. You didn't have to explode my vid stick though. Good thing I have seven backups of everything." He pulls one out of a desk drawer.

"A little overzealous there though, magical angel girls tend to be a bit more softspoken about these things you know."

"Passionate though! You've got that part down!'

Keiko says, "I am persephiko..... There must be a task for me to perform.... some poor misguided soul to guide back to the light."

Upton heads to the bridge, "Captain I have something to report. According to those primatives, things stuck in the mountian are absorbed with in a week We nneed to hint down one of those Lizards asap.

Reynold taps his cheek. "I hear Upton curse alot."

Keiko says, "He curses the light?""

"Persephiko isn't exactly origional though...."

Reynold nods. "Oh yeah, everytime Elsa turns them on in the morning. I've never even heard half the words he uses..."

Keiko gazes at Reynold. "It is my name what do you mean not orginal."

"Yeah, okay, don't get touchy."

Treya, Upton wants to speak with you, it seems!

Treya says, "Huh? What?"

Upton repeats what he just said.

Keiko says, "I'm not touchy."

"You copied the outfit pretty much exactly though! I would have thought you'd be a little embaressed to wear something that revealing. You usually blush at stuff like that."

Treya sighs and gets up, heading to the weapons locker.

Upton says, "Elsa can you start scanning for the nearest fire lizard thing."

Keiko says, "Why would I blush. I always wear this.""

Elsa appears on bridge. "Sure, why not?"

Reynold scratches the side of his helmet. "Really? I never knew. The things people do in the privacy of their own rooms... So, uh... what now?"

Upton says, "Well, if not your going to be sucked into this mountain in a week."

Keiko says, "Well there must be evil doers somewhere..."

"PRobably. Does blowing up a space station count as doing evil?"

Keiko says, "Depends on why it was blown up I would think."

<OOC> Keiko says, "evil gm lol"

"To leave in a hurry."

Elsa sighs. "Great. Scanning...."

Keiko says, "Well then they question would be... why to leave in a hurry.""

"Um, cause you're running from superheros who want to arrest you?"

Keiko says, "These things are not black and white you know... perhaps they were fleeing an evil space station.""

"yeah, upi

You're right."

<OOC> Keiko says, "um do I have a lapse in my memories?""

"What about shooting people who annoy you?"

Keiko says, "Thats probably not very nice."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Nope, your memories are all there... with a little editing as far as your memories of yourself go..."

"How about funding world destroying explosives?"

Keiko says, "Funding world destroying explosives? Who would do such a monstrous thing? Any world has to have at least the tiniest bit of good in it."

<OOC> Upton says, "Huh, world destroying explosives?"

"...oh. Probably shouldn't mention Treya then."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "This was before the game. Reynold and Elsa have conversations you see."

<OOC> Keiko says, "bad bad reynold"

Keiko says, "Treya?... I know nothing of this... perhaps she has changed since then."

Treya gets rather heavily armed. "Elsa find one of them lizards?

Elsa pipes up. "I thiiiink I found one. The same one as before, probably. Back the direction we came from. It seems to be headed this way."

Keiko says, "Taking in people that are in trouble.... she has done this, that is certainly not evil."

Upton says, "Will it be in you line of fire?"

Keiko says, "Some stray boy... paulie... even Upton."

"Really? Last I heard she was buying some anti-matter missiles, you know, the illegal ones that can blow up entire countries? ....Uh, I mean, yeah, you're right. Definately changed."

Keiko says, "Well maybe she needs a talking to... but maybe she means to use them in a good way."

Elsa frowns. "I'm sort of pointed.... up." elsa is stuck in at an angle... still straight enough for you all to walk, but it's a definate incline.

You say, "...O...kay. You go talk to her. I'm going to... uh.. work. on the Deskortress.""

<OOC> Keiko says, "lol after putting keiko up to this you had better. lol"

He quickly leaps over to the desk, hits the button, and is again enveloped in the little fort.

Keiko marches out of the engineering section looking for Treya.

Upton says, "And no turrented weapon, damn. Say, you wouldn't happen to have any heat seeks on board?"

As the final preperation are made for lizard hunting, Keiko arrives on bridge.... dressed in a tight white dress with a very short skirt, a small diamond cut out in the cleavage area, white stockings, white high heels, and with long, braided hair falling past her butt. Also, a choker, some bracelets and a tiara that looks a bit like a halo. Oh right, and some small angel-type wings. It seems she was rather busy.

Upton says, "What in gods name happened to you?"

Keiko says, "Treya. I want you to turn from you rpath of evil and return to the light."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "*snort* BWAHAHAHAHA"

Treya is almost scarily armed she's got so many weapons. "....uhh..."

Keiko glances at Upton, "And you... should watch your language in the morning."

Upton says, "The can wait kid, we're hunting a dragon so we can get Elsa unstuck from this moutian."

<OOC> Upton says, "Er this"

Keiko says, "Reynold told me how you funded world destroying explosives and sought out country destroying antimatter missles that are illegal... tell me that you've turned from this path of evil and are walking in the light... oh and shooting even upton just because hes annoying... really isn't nice."

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<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Poor Reynold. I think his Deskortress is gonna see alot of use in the near future."

Keiko Glances at Upton. "My name isn't kid. It is Persphiko I am a guardian of the light."

Treya says, "...I don't have time for this."

Treya bolts out of her ship.

<OOC> Keiko says, "oh yes I had to work him in ... evil bastard that he is. hee"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "...Can't... Can't... stop... laughing..."

Persephiko, Treya runs from the light of salvation! That can't be good...

<OOC> Upton says, "I hope Elsa has a landing ramp that can leads tot he ground."

Keiko follows quickly after. "You will want my help... tell me that you walk the path of rightiousness... and my aid is yours, otherwise I shall have to stop you for your own good and bring salvation to you in another way.

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "No, but you can make it to the ground from the front door with a good jump. It's getting back up that's hard."

Treya runs REALLY fast. XD

Treya does run really fast, Persephiko! You'll have to use your angel flight powers to keep up.

Upton follows.

Keiko says, "Celestial Angel Flight!" She concentrates on flying to keep up with Treya."

Upton will take the short cut down the stairs he made into the mountian.

Keiko takes off, and soon she's flying beside Treya....

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<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "We should probably end about here"

Keiko smiles over at Treya. "It is only your welfare I am concerened with Treya. Please do not make the light sad. I know you wouldn't lie to me. So Tell me now that you serve the light and not evil."

<OOC> Treya says, "yeah XD"

<OOC> Keiko says, "lol"

<OOC> Keiko says, "not only poor reynold... but how does he know things only elsa knew... cough :)"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Cause Treya didn't tell her NOT to tell some things."

<OOC> Keiko says, "wonder what she told station ai's when she was bored in dock and just feeling gossipy lol"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Kay, game ends here. Likes or dislikes maybe?"

<OOC> Treya says, "I liked that I had to do little, as I'm sick. XD"

<OOC> Upton says, "It was good. I hope you feel better Jen."

<OOC> Keiko says, "it was fun and silly... Still think the cavemen should have clubbed upton over the head and grabbed his hair to drag her to their cave."

<OOC> Keiko says, "ahh poor treya sorry your sick"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Yeah, that sucks"

<OOC> Treya says, "s'ok"

<OOC> Upton says, "The cavemen were funny, the mountian was frustrating and dragon hunting to free elsa sounds like fun."

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Glad I didn't try to force some participation on you then, heh."

<OOC> Treya says, "^^;"

<OOC> Treya says, "I'm gonna scootle"

Keiko says, "I persphiko will smite this dragon to show thee the power of rightiousness!"

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Allright then, this one went a little longer then usual, I gotta go to bed."

<OOC> Upton says, "GTG."

<OOC> Upton says, "Night"

<OOC> Keiko says, "lol huggles. yes go to bed"

Upton has disconnected.

<OOC> GDMSkullrama says, "Later"

Treya has disconnected.